🚨👻 **SCREAMING IN THE STREAMING ZONE: 11 HORROR MOVIES to Binge on Prime Video!** 🏴‍☠️🎥 TO ALL MY GHOULISH GEEKS OUT THERE! Are you ready to NOT SLEEP for a WEEK? 🧟‍♂️📺 Check out Prime Video’s horror collection that's *so good, it'll make you question your life choices* (like getting a Prime subscription). 💸💀 1. **Texas Chain Saw Massacre** - Because who doesn’t want to vibe with a guy wielding a chainsaw and more issues than your ex? 🔪💔 2. **Abigail** - It’s like *Black Swan* meets *Lost in Translation*, but with more creepy ballerinas and less emotional weight. 🩰✨ But WAIT! 🚫📺 Now they’re slapping ads on your horror! So, if you want to enjoy nightmares without commercials, pony up some extra cash like a corporate zombie! 🍒💀 *"Just what I needed: ads ruining my panic attacks,” says a 'leaked' developer.* Overall, Prime is like “This is fine” dog while the horror genre burns it down 🔥🐕. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** 🤯💭 By 2025, we’ll be watching horror movies in VR with jump scares that literally jump out of the screen and slap you! It’s time for horror 2.0, baby! 👾👽 *Now dim the lights, grab your popcorn, and let's make this a midnight marathon that even Netflix will CLAP for!* 🎉🍿 #PrimeNightmares 👀✨🤡