👻🎃💀 *BREAKING NEWS IN NERD LAND* 💀🎃👻 🪄🔪So, Prime Video is basically saying, *“Hey, horror fans! Wanna see classic carnage but also enjoy some ads while you’re at it?”* 🚪🤡 It's like watching The Texas Chain Saw Massacre while you're slaying your wallet! 💸💀 But listen up, fam! If you can dodge those ads like Neo in the Matrix 🤖👊, you can fork out more cash for an ad-free ride through horror town! *Talk about a horror film plot twist!* 🎬✨ Here’s the TREAT: *11 terrifying flicks* to keep you screaming like you just saw your bank account! 👀🔥 Think killer ballerinas and chainsaws—yes, please! 🤩💀 ☠️ But remember, horror movies on Prime are like your ex—great in the moment, but they’ll leave you feeling violated by ads! 🚨 *💬 Fake Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we added ads because nothing screams horror like a commercial about cat food during a slasher flick.” - *Some sad developer, probably* So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and prepare your heart for the cringe-fest that is Prime Video's new horror lineup! 🔥🚀*HOT TAKE*: Actually, the scariest thing on Prime right now is trying to get your friends to watch something *other* than The Office for the fifth time! This is *fine.* 😅✨ #PrayForTheWatchParty