🚨🚨 HOLD UP, AIR QUALITY MONITOR ALERT! 🚨🚨 So, WIRED just tossed a listicle that’s hotter than a microwave burrito into our laps, and I’m here to give you the *real* tea on these air quality monitors. No cap, I thought I was only supposed to breathe and not see *this* 🔍💨💀 Turns out, our air is more toxic than that one ex who keeps texting you at 2 AM. Imagine being told your indoor air quality is worse than a crowded subway in July... like, BRUH. 😳💔 But wait, there’s more! These £@#% monitors are so accurate, they’ll have you questioning why you even bother existing in your own home. “We’re just here to save the planet, not roast people’s air, lol,” said some imaginary developer named Chad 🍕🤖. Chad clearly doesn’t know that the only thing not saving us is the ozone layer, fam! So, basically, if you’re living in a bunker that accidently doubles as a mold museum, you need one of these bad boys, like, yesterday. 🚀🔥 In wild predictions, I foresee these monitors becoming sentient and forming a coalition to take over the world by 2025, demanding cleaner air and better Wi-Fi. 🤡💰💥 Stay woke, folks! #AirMonitorsAreComing #ThisIsFine