🔥🚨 Wake up, fam! 🚨🔥 Seems like our buddies over at Crayan Mattresses decided to turn your bedroom into a fire hazard hotter than your ex's mixtape! 💀💔 That's right — 100,000 of those foam sleep clouds are being recalled faster than you can say "TikTok trend" because they went and failed to meet federal safety standards. YIKES! 😱 💤💥 Imagine sleeping on a mattress that’s like “This is fine” but in a 3-alarm fire kinda way. 🤯🔥 If you've got one of these fiery fiascos, here's the tea: 🫖🚨 LINK IN BIO for steps to return that grillin' slab of foam. 🚀 Even Crayan developers were like, “Who thought it was a good idea to make a mattress that doubles as a bonfire??” 🤡💬 #StonksDown 😂 Drake's not pointing to your Crayan anymore! 👀✋ You're going to want to 🚫🛌 that sleep trap! So, what's next on the tech trainwreck? 🤔💣 I predict that in 2024, we'll all be sleeping on air sacs powered by AI, and you know what? They'll probably still explode. Buckle up for the chaotic dreams ahead, you wild sleepers! 💥🤖💤