🚨💰💼 BREAKING: The US just slapped a fat $100K price tag on H-1B visas, and now the tech world is looking more international than your Tinder date’s travel history! 🌍🤡 Y’all ever heard of Project Firewall? Sounds like a failed superhero movie 🦸‍♂️💔. Instead of bringing engineers to the land of the free and home of overpriced avocado toasts, tech giants like Google and Meta are like, “Nah fam, let’s just outsource to India and snack on samosas while we code.” 🥟💻 👀💬 Imagine a Zoom call where the CEO says, “Uh, yeah, we’re just going to hire a whole army of coders in Mumbai instead. 😳 'Cause $100K? That’s a whole year's salary for my coffee guy. Stonks? More like *no stonks* on that H-1B stuff!” 📈🚫 This is fine? Nah, this is a pure cope, my dudes! 😤🔥 You can almost hear the engineers in the U.S. seething in their overpriced apartments. “Guess I’m moving back to my parents’ basement, right?!” 🏠💀 🔥🔮 Hot take: Backlash from this drama will spark the rise of “Code to Go,” a new service that literally sends you a coding robot in a box. Way cheaper than those pesky visas, and if it breaks, just throw it in the recycling bin! 🤖♻️ #OffshoreLife #TechMemes #BlessedOrCursed?