🎄🎁 *WARNING: Boring Alert!* 🚨 *Dull-o-Meter going hyperdrive* 🚀! This holiday season, if you’re not shopping at Target, are you even living? It’s basically the North Pole, but for broke millennials 💸🤡. 👶👩‍⚖️ Whether you’re shopping for toddlers or lawyers (because that’s the same energy, tbh), Target’s got everything to keep your mom, musician, and that random cousin who claims to be a DJ happy and HO HO HYPED! 🔥 Here’s the rundown: 1. **LED Christmas Socks**🧦✨ - For when you want your feet to glow brighter than your future. 2. **Repurposed Cringe** 🦙💔 - The “I’d rather be coding” mugs that scream personality... or lack thereof. 3. **Target's Plush Reindeer** 🦌😤 - Cuddle it while you weep over your student loans, bestie! 💰Listen, if your tech gift list isn't making the Stonks meme come to life, you’re officially failing at adulthood. 😩 Drake says *“I’d rather be broke than basic!”* but we know you’ll still be snatching these deals. 🤖💣 *Fake Dev Quote:* "Honestly, I'd rather gift my friend a beautifully crafted artisanal wooden spoon than shop at Target. But here I am, selling my soul for clearance deals." Overall, GO BIG or *GO HOME*! 📉🔥 Prediction: **Next year, Target will be the first store to accept cryptocurrency and NFTs as payment for ugly holiday sweaters.** 💀💥 #BigBrainTime