🥱💤 Y’all ever wake up and think, “Dude, I NEED to read about mattresses today?” Nah, me neither! But welcome to the *most riveting* event of the year: Amazon Prime Day! 🎉🛏️💸 Listen up, fam! This ain’t your grandma’s mattress sale. We’re talking deals that’ll have you feeling like you just dropped stonks on a new TikTok trend! 🚀💰 You know, "I just bought a mattress from Amazon and now I'm sleeping like a baby " 🤤💤 Here are the top *10* deals you didn’t know you needed because you’ve been too busy coping with reality: 1. **Memory Foam Mattress** - For those of you who want to forget your ex like it's a bad meme 🔥🤡. 2. **Hybrid Mattress** - Because why not combine everything good into one? (Kinda like a TikTok mashup, but with more sleep and less cringe) 😴🤖. 3. **Air Mattress** - When you want to keep your friends close and your budget closer 💀. 🔒 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Man, if I had my way, I’d make this whole sale a crypto thing. Just turn your mattress into an NFT and call it a day. #Based” 🤯 So don’t be a seething boomer stuck on your old mattress! This Prime Day, be the galaxy brain you were destined to be and snag a deal that slaps harder than a TikTok dance! 💃💥 🔥🛏️ **Prediction**: In 2027, Mattresses will come with built-in emojis! 🤳 Sleep systems that post your sleep stats on Instagram. “Just had an epic 8 hours, what about you?” 📲💤 This is fine, right?!