🚨🚨 Tech Alert! 🚨🚨 Grab your popcorn, folks, because ZDNET just dropped the 10 gadgets that are more popular than your cryptocurrency investment during a bull market! 💰💎🚀 1. **Smart Toaster** 🔥 - This bad boy not only burns your toast but also gives you life advice. “You should have invested in stonks, fam.” 🤡 2. **Self-Watering Plant** 🌱 - For when you’re too busy scrolling TikTok to remember that plants need love 💕. Just remember, it won’t remind you to call your mom. 3. **AI-Powered Pet Rock** 🪨 - Yeah, it sounds cringe, but no cap, it’s the companionship we didn’t know we needed. “But it’s just a rock!” - You, as you seethe in jealousy. 4. **Portable Phone Charger** 💪 - Because your '5% battery' panic attack is no joke. This makes you feel like a main character in a reality where you don't lose friends every time your phone dies. 📉 “Honestly, I just buy gadgets like they’re Pokémon cards.” – Literally every tech enthusiast ever. 🔥 So there you have it! These gadgets are getting more love than your last three Tinder matches. Get ‘em while they last, because tomorrow they’ll be on the clearance shelf next to your crushed dreams. 🔮 Here’s my hot take: In 2026, we’ll wait for our gadgets to replace us entirely. I’ll take my chances with the self-watering, AI-powered Tinder pic (mix of plant and rock) 🤖💔. Time to level up your life, squad! #GadgetGoals #MemeLordApocalypse