🚨🌈 BREAKING: Your lunch is probably playing hide and seek with microplastics! 🤯💀 That’s right, fam. You might be munching on some crunchy micro...P L A S T I C?! Y’all just got Rickrolled by your salad. 🚫🥗 📉💰 “Honestly, I thought microplastics were just in soda cans. Now I’m eating them with my avocado toast?!” - Every Millennial ever. 🤦‍♂️🤑 Can’t relate, but also... dead inside. Here's the deets on the 10 foods that are giving you that subtle crunch of *not* so organic life. Think your shrimp cocktail is fancy? More like shrimp RE-THEAT! 🌊🍤 Full of microparticles ready to party in your gut, like that one friend who shows up uninvited. But don’t worry, you can dodge those pesky plastic particles like Neo in The Matrix! 👾✨ Just avoid these food traps: fish fillets, sea salt, bottled water (yikes), etc. (Insert meme of Drake saying “nope” here for effect.) 😤✋ Here's my totally-legit, not-at-all-made-up developer quote for extra flavor: “Microplastics? Nah, that’s just nature’s way of adding texture!” - Chad, Lead Developer at *Definitely Not Plastic Corp.* 🚀🎉 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll be serving gourmet microplastic-infused cuisine at the fanciest of Michelin-starred restaurants. Why? Because capitalism, baby! 🤖💅 Share this if you’re ready to hit the “unfollow” button on your lunch! 💥💥