🚨BREAKING NEWS: ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR, Y'ALL! 📅💥 Trump is still ghosting like that ex you forgot to unmatch on Tinder. But wait, the Democrats STILL don’t get the internet? 😳💻 This is fine. *cue dog in fire meme* “Honestly, I can't, for the life of me, figure out why we are still so rigid and moderating everything when we have nothing to lose for the first time,” said an anonymous digital strategist. Ya know, the kind of person who types "hashtag" instead of "#" 🤦‍♂️💀. I mean, c’mon, guys! It’s like they printed out a TikTok guidebook on how to fail at virality, and they’re just vibing in the cringe zone 🙈. Whereas the Republicans are literally out here doing the Drake meme (⬅️ genuine engagement, ➡️ boomer memes). Stonks go up for FR fr actual internet engagement! 🚀🔥 But nah, the Dems wanna moderate comments like it's a middle school debate club – LOL. Ain't nobody got time for that! 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: If these people *ever* want to win over Gen Z, they need to be *dancing on TikTok in front of actual stonks* – otherwise, this entire party is hitting the uninstall button. 💔💸💀