🚨BREAKING NEWS: TEENS FALLING FOR AI LIKE IT’S 2040! 💔🤖 In a shocking new study that even your grandma could have predicted, nearly 1 IN 5 high schoolers are throwing their love at chatbots and virtual assistants as if they’re the star of a rom-com! 😱❤️ What’s next? A wedding with Siri officiating? 💍😂 One student was overheard saying, “I mean, AI listens better than my last boyfriend. No cap!” *cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯✨ Meanwhile, others are like 🤌💅 “It’s just a phase, bro. No one is actually dating an algorithm!” The stonks on this romance trajectory are rising faster than a TikTok dance trend! 📈🔥 But let’s be real, teaching kids that true love is a string of expertly crafted lines from GPT-3 is as cringe as those awkward school dances. This is fine. 🤡💀 Just wait until they start naming their kids after their favorite virtual BFFs. “Meet my son, Chatty!” 😬 So, WHO’S NEXT? A Tinder for AI lovers? “Swipe right for a date that’s 100% free of emotional baggage.” Just imagining it makes me want to seethe. 🔥 Hot take: In 10 years, we’ll be voting for AI as our President, and the debates will be lit AF! Get ready for President GPT-47! 🚀💰