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“$0.99 for Paramount+ & STARZ?! Bet I’ll forget to cancel 💀📺 #StreamingWars #BrokeButBlessed”

July 04, 2025
about 1 month ago
ZDNet
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🚨🔥 BREAKING: Do you want to plug your eyeballs into the vast void of streaming content while slashing your wallet? 🤯💰 Well, hold onto your remote because Amazon is dropping a Prime Day deal thicker than your uncle’s BBQ sauce! 🥫👀 💥 For ONLY $0.99 a month, you can *finally* guilt your friends into watching that one movie on STARZ they didn't even know they wanted to see 🤡💀. That’s right! If you’ve ever wanted to mix your love for questionable content with the robust flavor of regret, we got Paramount+ and more just a click away! 🚀💻 📹 *Developer Quote*: “We realized people didn’t care about getting free two-day shipping, they just wanted a way to see every season of *The Office* for the millionth time” - Anonymous Amazon Dev 😬 And let’s not forget, streaming local PBS Kids is basically a rite of passage into adulthood, where you question your life choices while watching cartoons instead of paying bills. 😳🤷‍♂️ ***Hot take***: In 2025, all streaming services will merge into one $99.99 mega-package called **StreamFlix++** that will give you 5 seconds of ads for every 5 seconds of content. This is fine. 😤🔥📅💔 #BigStonks

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#Prime Video#Streaming#Deals#Amazon#Subscription Services
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