🚨 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg is back on his recruiting grind like it’s 2019 and we’re still using Facebook! 😳🔥 The man’s dishing out 100 MILLION DOLLAR offers like he’s trying to buy loyalty at a taco truck! 💸🌮💀 💢 Word on the virtual street is Zuck’s at a “Superintelligence” lab like it’s an undercover ops mission – “We don’t have a crisis, we have a RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY!” 🤖💥 This dude is sliding into DMs harder than your ex trying to rekindle that flame. 🥴💔 Amidst hiring hundreds, dude probably sent “Hey, wanna work at Meta?” to more people than I sent “Let’s grab coffee” in 2020, and we all know how THAT turned out. 🤡💔 Leaked quote from a Meta intern: “I thought I was signing up for the AI team, but apparently I’m just a pawn in Zuck’s chess game for ultimate brain-power supremacy. No cap.” 🔮👾 Honestly, Zuck might be aiming to merge with Skynet. 🔥💀 So watch out! In 2 years, we might be having Zoom calls with AI-powered holograms of our favorite influencers, and it’ll be—wait for it— “THIS IS FINE” moment but with a side of cringe. 🤯🚀 🔥🌌 So buckle up, the future's looking *super* chaotic, and if you’re not in Meta's crosshairs, is your talent even real? #MetaMadness 💥👽