🚨🔥 BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG IN A FEEDING FRENZY! 🔥🚨 So listen up fam! 🤪💰 Turns out Zuck and his squad are lookin’ to kick Llama to the curb 🚪👋 and cozy up with those AI models from the hip crowd 🍕—you know, the ones over at OpenAI and Anthropic like they're at some Silicon Valley rager! 🕺💃 Sources (aka, my neighbor's cat who overheard Zuckerberg while zooming in on his VR headset) say he’s unhappy with Meta’s AI game. No cap, Meta's Llama is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! 🐳💦 Imagine Zuck pulling a classic Drake move, “Nah” to Llama but “Yessir” to OpenAI 🚀! 😂💔 It's like when you’re at the drive-thru, and you realize you ordered a salad when you really wanted fries 🍟! Developer Quote (unverified, but totally credible): “If it’s not stonks, I’m not touching it. Llama got sent to the friendzone yesterday.” 😂💀 Folks, if Meta pivots any harder, they’ll be pulling a full-on backflip into crypto again 🥴🤖! 🧠💥 HOT TAKE: Next week, Zuck announces a surprise partnership with ChatGPT to launch a virtual social club called "Llama Who?" where the first sentence is always, "This is fine." Meme this madness and share like you’re Zuck’s new AI! 👀🔥💥