💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥: ZUCKERBERG’S ILLEGAL SCHOOL? MORE LIKE “ZUCKER-PARANOIA” SCHOOL! 🍎💀 Listen up, fam! Mark Zuckerberg, aka the human reincarnation of an algorithm 🧑‍💻🤖, just took “neighborhood watch” to a whole new level! Forget the Tudor revival or super dope Mediterranean vibes; we got Zuck’s private compound taking over Crescent Park like it's The Hunger Games—only less epic and more cringe. 🏡💀 You heard it here first: Zuck's got a whole school situation cooking up in his mansion compound 🤯. Plot twist—nobody in the neighborhood asked for this! Neighbors are out here losing their minds, and I’m *imagining* conversations like: 👤👤 "Hey, did you hear about Mark's school?" 👤👤 "Yeah, when did we turn into Hogwarts?! What's next, magic spells?" 🧙‍♂️✨ 👤👤 "Pfft, at this rate, my kids will be learning coding instead of algebra!" 💻😂 And honestly, who needs community when you can host a school for tech geniuses on your property? Just remember, Zuck: good fences make good neighbors... unless you're turning your backyard into a Zuckerberg Academy! 🏰📚🤣 My hot take? In 5 years, who knows, we might find Zuck running classes like "How to Seem Human 101" or “Advanced Stonks: The Art of Making Money Off Your Friends.” 🚀💰 Stay tuned, cause this drama is just getting STARTED! 🤯🔥💅 #ZuckHogwarts #NeighborhoodDrama