🚨🌴🤣 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Is Building a Secret Hawaiian Utopia (Atop a Burial Ground?!?!) 💀🏝️ Meta's big Zuck is out here pulling a full-on **DMX in Hawaii**—shout out to the afterlife! 💀👻 Apparently, he’s trying to collect land like it’s Pokémon cards, and newsflash: he ain't catching them all! 🎮💰 What’s he gonna do? Build a TikTok HQ on a graveyard? For real? **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we’re just trying to keep the ghosts from ghosting us on the next big VR upgrade. 👻📈" 🚀💡 This is fine... NOT! 😂 Meanwhile, Zuck is reshaping paradise like Michelangelo except wayyy creepier and less artistic. What if the new building is actually a portal to an alternate universe where people don’t have to deal with Facebook? 🤯 Galaxy brain moment! Drake's pointing meme vibes as we all beg the universe: “PLEASE don’t let this be the metaverse of haunted houses!” 🔮 But wait—it gets spicier! I predict Zuck’s next venture: **Hawaiian Exorcism Services**, where you just sit back, sip your Pina Colada, and let the spirits fight the algorithm! 🔥🤖🔥 SMASH that share button if you're down to haunt Meta with me! 😜