🚨 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg wants to kill your smartphone!!! 📱💀 Like, fr fr, is he trying to level up in the IRL SIMS? 😂 So your boy Zuck is saying that “glasses” will save us from staring at our phones like zombies at a TikTok convention. 🤖👓 Bro, we already look like this:  I mean, you can’t even convince me that a pair of AR glasses could replace my trusty smartphone without a cringe-worthy marketing presentation featuring questionable dance moves. 💃🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could create a ‘tech’ version of squinting at the sun and looking cool at the same time.” 🤡💸 But hold up, is Zuck trying to pull a fast one? I can already hear tech bros saying, “stop coping, just put on the glasses and chill!” while they post their latest *selfie* with the caption: “This is fine.” 😅🔥 And here’s my hot take: Within two years, we’ll have Zuck’s wannabe specs beaming ads directly into our retinas. You’ll be scrolling through TikTok while doing the Macarena at a family BBQ, all because you didn’t want to hold a phone. Welcome to the future, folks! 🚀💰✨ #MARKETSPACES #BUZZKILL #ZUCK #GLASSESARETHENEXTGEN 🤬🤯