🚨💥 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Is Trying to Give You Superpowers With Ray-Ban Glasses! 🤖🕶️💥 That's right, fam! Your fave meme lord, Zuck, is BACK at it again, attempting to turn our face holes into 🧠📈 “personal superintelligence” hubs with his new Ray-Ban Display glasses! 'Cause who doesn’t wanna look like a dystopian AI cyborg while balding and sweating in the Metaverse? 😅💀 Ever wonder what the phrase “Billionaire tries to be cool” looks like? Well, put on these trendy spectacles and watch as you embarrass yourself live during tech demos! *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️📸 Like, Zuck, bro, just because you’re trying to reframe reality doesn’t mean you can ignore society’s cringe level: “Did I just pay $2500 to see ads in my peripherals? 🤨” "All hail our overlords!" - *Random developer working on this tech, probably* 🤖💬😱 And let's not even get into the tech challenges. 😬 It’s like watching a toddler ride a unicycle—adorable, but you know they’re going to faceplant hard. 💥 So, what’s happening next? 🤔💥 I’m calling it now: In 5 years, we’ll all be living in VR while chugging protein shakes, and Zuck will be our virtual coach—*cue dystopian showdown*. 💪💰🌌 #ZucksGlasses #ThisIsFine #Stonks 🔥💥🚀