🌟💪 Hold onto your Meta-brands, folks! In what can only be described as the “Fight Club” meets “The Office,” Mark Zuckerberg, our favorite lizard overlord, is getting all his big tech execs to throw down in the octagon. Why? 🤷‍♂️ To train for the *inevitable* showdown with Elon Musk over who gets to own the skies of Mars, duh! 🚀💥 According to Nick Clegg's *one-page-wonder* of a book (can we get this a Pulitzer for “Most Thinly-Sliced Prose”?), Zuck's like, "Yo, let's grapple, fam," and the execs are just sitting there like, "Is this a meme or are we actually fighting for our job security?" 😂🤡 I can just hear it now: “Clegg, you’re OUT, and it’s not personal, it’s just business. #Stonks 💰📈” Meanwhile, everyone’s like, “This is fine,” as they dodge Zuck’s brutal side kick. “Bro, I just wanted to work on the Metaverse, not end up in the UFC!” No cap, if Clegg's telling the truth, the next quarterly earnings call is about to sound like a live podcast from WWE - complete with “Cage Match: Executive Edition.” In conclusion: by 2025, we won't be battling over social media ads; we’ll be placing bets on who survives their next corporate sparring session. 💀👀 Fight Night: Silicon Valley is INCOMING! 🥊🔥 #MMA #TechOnWelfare #ZuckGoesFullFightClub