🎉🚀 Welcome to the META-verse, where live demos are just a fancy way of saying "we don't know what we're doing" 😂💀! Zuck's big moment at Meta Connect turned into a full-on cringe-fest, and not the fun kind you'd watch at 2 AM! 🌌👀 Picture this: Zuck on stage, trying to demo the latest smart glasses. But wait! Instead of seeing the future, we all saw a live fail compilation worthy of a TikTok cringe compilation. 📲💔 Meanwhile, our hero blames the Wi-Fi like it’s the dog that ate his homework. “Sorry I bombed, the router was acting sus!” 🐶💻 In a desperate attempt to salvage their dignity, CTO Andrew Bosworth hopped onto IG Live to answer questions while hoping no one asked about the F A I Lures 🤡. Spoiler alert: they totally did! "Just tuned into the wrong Wi-Fi, fam" 😅, he said, acting like no one saw that horror show. But wait, it gets better! As for the tech-savvy audience, they were like, “This is fine” 🔥 whenever Zuck brought out his tech wizardry — which was like a magician pulling a rabbit out of an empty hat, fr fr. Here's my hot take for ya’! 📈💥 Expect Meta's next move to be an overpriced pair of glasses that plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth whenever you fail at life. STONKS 🤡! Brb, preparing for the Meta funeral. 🥳💀