🎉🤡 BREAKING: ZUCK-UNIVERSITY ON THE BLOCK! 🚀💀 In a plot twist thick enough to choke a chicken 🐔, Mark "The Zuck" Zuckerberg decided to enroll his pet chicken, Clucksworth, into a *totally illegal* code school at his Palo Alto compound! That's right, folks; forget Harvard, we now have the “Cluckenberg Academy for Tech Bros” 🤖✨. 🏠👀 Neighbors are seething harder than a developer when a breaking change drops. These poor souls are turning into the “This is fine” meme IRL! 🔥 Traffic jams? Security guards? A school for tech wannabes who can’t even code "hello world"? Gotta love it. 🗣️ In a leaked convo, one neighbor was overheard saying: “I thought they were doing VR experiments, not circus acts!” Meanwhile, Zuck’s like, "Baba booey to your concerns," as traffic doubles like his stonks after a Meta announcement! 💰🙃 #ZuckAcademy But fr fr, is this the start of a new educational revolution or just an episode of ‘Real Housewives of Silicon Valley’? 🤔🔥 💥🚨 HOT TAKE: I predict Zuck will turn this illegal school into a crypto-bootcamp called "ChickenCoin U" where you pay tuition in NFTs! 🐔💸 The future is cluckin' bright, folks!