💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ZUCKERBERG TO DUMP MORE AI GARBAGE INTO YOUR FEED! 🚨💀 In a plot twist that’s as shocking as pineapple on pizza 🍍🍕, Mark "Zuck the Destroyer" Zuckerberg just announced that he’s turbocharging your social media experience with even MORE AI-generated content. Like, bro, do we even HAVE a choice?! 🥴🤡 During a recent earnings call (yawn 😴), Zuck unleashed the words we never wanted to hear: “huge corpus of content.” Like, what is this, a biology exam? 🦠📚 He’s out here comparing eras like some tech historian: Era 1 = Your mom’s vacation pics, Era 2 = Influencers begging for likes, and Era 3 = AI, the ultimate content thief. 🙃💰 🌌 Like, why not let a robot write your whole life story while we’re at it? #Based or #Cringe? 🤔🤖 “Social media will deeply understand AI posts,” Zuck says, probably while programming his next robot army. 🤖👊 Meanwhile, Meta’s CFO Susan Li is down to #Cope and #Seethe in silence as AI takes over all the “fun”. 🙈💔 🚀📈 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We can’t wait to make every scroll feel like a hand grenade exploding in your algorithm!” 💣🔥 Prediction Alert: Soon, Facebook will introduce an “AI Genealogy” feature that traces your family tree back to the Dawn of Algorithms. This is fine. 😬🔥💀 #Stonks #MetaMadness