🔥🎉🤑 LADIES & GENTS, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re diving DEEP into the Meta-madness! 🚀💀 Marky Mark Zuck is about to take us on a wild ride into “personal super intelligence” 🙃😂 Yep, that’s right, when your AI knows you better than your therapist 🤯💔💬 So apparently, while we’re out here trying to pay our rent 🏡💸, Meta is flexing its wallet 💰 💪, saying “Who needs big paychecks when you can invest in AI glasses that nobody asked for?” 🤖👓 *Leaked Zuck quote: “Ain’t nobody got time for your paychecks when we can turn you into a cyborg!”* 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, our boy Zuck is playing 4D chess while we’re still trying to figure out Tic Tac Toe 🤦‍♂️. *This is fine* meme intense right now! 🐕 And let’s talk about those AI glasses 👓✨. Are they gonna drop some fire TikTok dance routines? No cap, if I can’t see someone’s overpriced coffee order through them—IM OUT. Final HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be living in Zuck’s Metaverse with AI pets that sell us overpriced NFTs, and the world will be even more chaotic than your high school group project. 🥴💔✌️💀 #StonksToTheMoon #AIOverlords #MetaMadness