🚨💥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META-NET!💥🚨 You heard it here first, folks! 🤡 Our favorite AI overlord, Mark Zuckerberg, is cooking up some sci-fi tech magic 🪄✨ that sounds like it was ripped straight from a Black Mirror episode!! 😱 He’s putting the pedal to the metal on **a self-improving AI** that just might take over your job and your social life!! 👀💔 “Listen up, investors!” (probably said Zuck while staring into the void) “We’re creating AI that learns on its own. No humans needed!” 🤖🤭 Like, okay, dude, but what’s next? AI that does taxes and has emotional breakdowns? This is fine 🔥👀 And here's a hot leak for you from our totally legit source (definitely not the voices in my head): “We’re aiming to make AI so intelligent it can finally explain why Facebook still has ads for products I Googled seven years ago” 💀💰! So get ready, fam – soon your fridge will be judging you for eating that leftover pizza 🤤🍕! Prediction time: In three years, we'll have AI that writes better tweets than Elon 🚀💬 and starts its own version of “Shark Tank” called “Stonk Tank” where digital fish invest in crypto chips. Join the chaos or be left behind! NO CAP! 🚨🤟🔥 #ZuckerbergForSkynet2024 #Stonks #MetaMadness