🚨BREAKING: Zuck and Altman try to cozy up to Trump like two awkward teens at a school dance while the whole gym is like “this is fine” 🔥💀💃 So here’s the tea ☕: Turns out after Elon “I love Twitter, but I’m bored” Musk ghosted everyone, our fave Friendly Neighborhood Terminator, Sam Altman, and the Zuckster are all like, “Hey, Mr. Trump, wanna collab on our next bizarre social media experiment?” 🤖🚀💰 Sources say they’re trying to sweet talk the WH, but officials are raising their eyebrows like *Drake pointing* at the cringe. 🤨💔 I mean, can we just agree that asking Zuck to bring you closer to the Oval Office is like asking a cat to herd mice? 😹🐭 A leaked convo goes like this: Zuck: “Mr. Trump, think of the stonks! We can make memes together!” Trump: “Are you sure this isn’t an elaborate TikTok prank?” Altman: “Wait, is it too late to back out? I'm not ready for this chaos.” 😳 Bottom line: Can’t wait for the inevitable meme war as these tech bros try to resuscitate their reputations from the Elon aftermath. 💥💀💁‍♂️ Prediction: ALT-TRUMP Crossover Comic coming to a weird indie website near you in 2024!💥👾#RobotsForPresident