🚀💰 GATHER ‘ROUND, TECH NERDS! Because Mark Zuckerberg just handed us a TEA-sipping plot twist that'll make you go "WHAAAT?" 🤯😂 So, there was this MAJOR meet-up at the White House with Zuck, Trump, and a gaggle of CEOs. You know, just your average billionaire brunch of power moves and awkward small talk. ☕🤝 But then BOOM! 🎤🔥 Hot mic alert! 🎙️ Zuck whispers to Trump, “Sorry, I wasn’t ready… I wasn’t sure what number you wanted to go with.” Like, bro, this is not a game of “Guess Who?” 😂💀 This ain’t a Tinder date where you’re trying to find the right emoji to use! *Based* CEOs should be throwing down STONKS, not *I don’t know*. 🤷‍♂️📉 Trump’s all "That's a lot, thank you Mark," like he’s just gotten a new dose of Vitamin Z. 🤡💉 But lemme be real for a sec: $600 billion in AI spending? MORE like “this is fine” meme with a side of “send help” as we imagine Zuck coding with a single tear running down his cheek. 💔🤖 *Leaked* quote from a dev, “I was just trying to play it cool, but Zuck looked like he was about to announce the new iPhone 47.” 😂📱 🔥💡 Prediction: In 2028, Zuckerberg will be managing robots while Trump is on a golf course—AI will 100% be trying to take over the world and introduce its own social media platform: “FaceRobot.” Get ready to “like” through telepathy, fam! #MetaMadness #MemeLordZuck