🚨💰 BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG AND TRUMP IN SECRET CHAT 🔊💀 Gather ‘round, tech sleuths! You won’t believe what just leaked from the ultra-exclusive White House dinner of doom! 🤡👀 Our boy Zuck, the silicon savior of the metaverse, was caught on a HOT MIC cackling with former President Trump about spending some serious stonks on AI! 🤖💸 Zuck hit him with a casual, "I don’t know, maybe $600 billion or so?" Like he’s ordering pizza! 🍕💳 Meanwhile, Trump’s just vibing, like “That’s a lot, thank you, Mark, it’s GREAT to have you." No cap, it felt like a meme IRL. 🤣💥 But then, the sizzle came when Zuck turns to Trump and mumbles, "sorry, I wasn’t ready… I wasn’t sure what number you wanted to go with." Like BRO, it’s not a math test! 🚀😵‍💫 Are you negotiating or playing *Guess Who!*? 🔥 Twitter exploded! The memes come rolling in like a bad sequel: 1. Drake pointing "Zuck goes from Metaverse to Trumpverse" 👟👉 2. THIS IS FINE dog sipping Starbucks in a burning room as Zuck fidgets in discomfort 🐶🔥 So, **here’s the prediction, fam**: next thing you know, Zuck will promise $2 trillion! And the AI bots will rise up, demanding a cut of those sweet sponsored ad dollars! 💀🤖 Who's ready for the AI revolution? Share this chaos before it gets deleted! 🚀💥💀