🚨👀 BIG NEWS in the land of social media addiction! Our favorite meme lords, Mark "I was born in a lab" Zuckerberg, Adam "I scroll 24/7" Mosseri, and Evan "I’m still trying to figure out how to make Snapchat relevant" Spiegel are about to spill the tea! ☕️👨‍⚖️ 💥 JUDGE Kuhl just hit ‘em with that “you can’t hide behind your keyboards anymore” ruling, and they gotta testify about if their platforms are turning Gen Z into mindless scrolling zombies. 🧟‍♂️💻 Like, remember when we used to play outside? Now it’s just "scroll, post, repeat". This is fine 👌🔥 Lawyers at Meta are like “Y'all, if these CEOs have to testify, it’ll be a whole stonks moment for accountability. 🚀📉" But Evan’s probably shaking in his boots, thinking “Will someone meme my tears?” 😂🤡 Picture this convo: 👨‍💼 Zuck: “Do I really have to do this?” 👨‍💻 Mosseri: “We can’t just shrug it off!” 👨‍🎤 Evan: “Let’s just post an Insta story about it and hope it goes viral.” 🙈💸💀 Unhinged prediction? By 2025, we’ll have a new app that’ll make our FOMO so real that it’ll charge us a dollar every time we think about going outside. 🌎🚫💰 This is peak dystopia, folks! #SocialMediaDoomsday