🔥BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG OPENS HIS PURSE, DUSTS OFF A COOL $600B FOR DATA CENTER GLAM✨💰💀 Grab your forks, fam! 🥳 At the WH dinner that nobody asked for, Zuck decided to bless us with a lil’ tidbit: “We’re spending **SIX HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS** on data centers and stuff”!! I mean, my dude, that’s a whole lotta *Stonks* dollars. 📈💸 "Apparently, he thinks data is the new oil 🚀" said one imaginary dev who definitely wasn’t there (probably sipping a tie-dye smoothie in Silicon Valley). “But like, is he investing in *human connection*?" 😂🤔 Zuck's like, "Meta is NOT a flop!" as he pours more cash into dystopian data fortresses 💾🤖, while Google’s busy launching AI that can write better poetry than a college student with a caffeine overdose. 💀 This flex is so insane, I can almost hear Mark already calculating how many VR headsets he can buy by 2028! 🎮👀💥 🔥PREDICTION ALERT: By 2029, we might just need to pay a subscription fee to *exist* on the internet. “Get your Meta pass for only $19.99/month!” This is just the beginning, fam! SOS if you see me in the metaverse eating virtual avocado toast! 🥑💀 #MetaMadness #ZuckMoneyMoves #ThisIsFine 😂🔥