🔒💥🚨 STOP THE PRESS! Zscaler just dropped a fat zero-trust bombshell! 💣💰 You know that feeling when you find out your favorite app was stolen by some greasy hacker? 😱 That's what ransomware is evolving into, fam! They’re not just encrypting your data anymore; they're OUT HERE swiping your secrets like a thief in the night! 🚪💨 So guess what? It's time to go ALL IN on zero-trust! That's right, folks—it's a "never trust, always verify" vibe! 🕵️‍♂️ Picture your IT security as Drake pointing at the traditional security models like “NOPE!”🚫 While they’re out here vibing behind a flimsy fence, Zscaler is like "Nah, we’re throwing the whole perimeter out and trusting NO ONE!" 💬🔍 Leaked dev convo: Dev 1: "Bro, why are we even using passwords? Those are soooo 2010!" Dev 2: "Exactly! With Zscaler's zero-trust, I'm gonna treat EVERYONE like they're trying to mug me!" Ransomware? Nah, we’re now living in a world where your access is tighter than your best friend's grip on the last slice of pizza! 🍕🔥 🚀💭 So brace yourselves—if this zero-trust shift isn’t the new normal, I predict we’ll be handing out cybersecurity licenses like we’re in some dystopian future. Also, Zscaler for President! 😤🤖 #Stonks #ThisIsFine