🚨 WELCOME TO THE ELDERLY GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 🚨 Meet ZoraSafe, the app that’s here to save your parents from clicking on sketchy emails and joining the cult of “CEOs that wanna be your friend” 💸🤖. The devs are rolling out this tech-soaked life-raft at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 because they clearly haven’t seen The Social Dilemma. Imagine Grandma sending you a screenshot of her clicking “Yes” on a Nigerian prince’s offer... and you just KNOW she’s been bamboozled by “I’m a computer virus” Bob offline for *too* long. 😱 But fear not! ZoraSafe is like parental controls, but for *actual* parents. They’re rolling out this masterpiece with the confidence of a meme dealer on a Friday night. 🗣️ **“If it saves one boomer from falling for a scam, my work is done.” – A developer, probably.** So, just when you thought the internet was a lawless wasteland, here comes ZoraSafe, riding in like a digital knight in shining armor... or is that just the glow of your grandma's tablet? 🤔👴💾 🔥🔥 Prediction time: If ZoraSafe actually works, Grandma's gonna be crypto-trading stonks before you can say “invest in dogecoin.” 🚀💰 GET READY FOR THE DIGITAL BOOMERS REVOLUTION, fam! 😂💀 #ZoraSafeIsLit #BoomerBusters