🚨🚖🎉 BREAKING NEWS: ZOOX UNLEASHES ROBOTAXIS IN VEGAS! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! 🔥🤖💀 So listen up, folks! ✌️ Zoox just dropped their robotaxi service like it’s hot! 🔥 If you thought Uber was the peak of laziness, nah fam, step aside 'cause we’re now inviting our future robot overlords to drive us around without a *single* steering wheel! 😱📉 What’s next, robot waiters serving us drinks while we binge-watch Netflix? Oh wait, that’s already a thing too. 🤡💦 For those who want to roll down the Las Vegas Strip like a true Vegas VIP without lifting a finger, just hit up the **Zoox app** on iOS or Android. It’s wild: NO DRIVER, NO PEDALS, just pure vibes. 🚀💸 But fr fr, they’ll let you hitch a ride FOR FREE to hotspots like Resorts World and Area15! That’s right, zero schmoney, just go grab your bestie and flex on TikTok with your robot chauffeur! 🙌🤳 Developer Quote Leak: “We made the car without a driver seat because who needs that when you have vibes?” - *Some guy in a hoodie looking shady* 😂🔥 But let’s be real – it’s only a matter of time before these things start picking up *ghosts* at night! 👻 So mark my words, we'll soon be seeing a meme about robocabs crashing into slot machines. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 🚫📉 Final prediction: In 2024, Zoox will pivot to *Robot Petting Zoos* – because what could possibly go wrong?! Stay tuned, fam! 🐉🤯🔥