**🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Zoom's AI just got WAY too smart! 🤖💥** Gather ‘round, fellow Zoomies! You can now *literally* use AI to tell your boss you’re “busy” while actually just vibing in your pajamas. Yup, Zoom’s AI Companion 3.0 is here to help you skip those *cringe* meetings that nobody asked for! 🙄💻 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly? We just wanted to create a digital assistant that would help people dodge meetings like Neo in The Matrix. 🕶️✨” This bad boy can analyze your calendar, detect the vibes, and determine which meetings are pure *stink* (💩) and which ones are *stonks* 💰. Now you can confidently say, "Sorry, I can't, I'm in a different dimension," while sipping on your iced coffee! 🥤💅 Is it just me, or does this sound like the ultimate flex? This is like having your own personal assistant that’s NOT a neon green Discord bot 💚. But let's be real, Zoom's not just trying to save your time; they’re prepping to seize your soul! In 10 years, you’ll be sending *emergency* Zoom invites straight from the depths of your AI companion’s void. This is fine. 🔥😱 **Hot Take**: By 2030, we’ll all be communicating through these AI companions, and the only meetings left will involve Zoom's AI running for president. Just *imagine* that chaos 🤯🚀! Share this to avoid cringe meetings! 💌