🚨💻 BREAKING: Zoom & Teams just got DODGED harder than your ex at a family reunion! 💔😂 Attackers are flexing their impersonation skills like they're auditioning for "America's Next Top Hacker" — and it’s a total cringe fest! 🤡🔪 According to the cyber wizards over at Abnormal AI, our beloved video chat apps are being weaponized like a bad Netflix horror flick. 🎭👻 Picture this: you’re at work, vibing on a Zoom call, when BOOM 💣 you’re hit with a malware package that says “INSTALL ME, I’M SUPER TRUSTWORTHY!” 🤖 Imagine getting catfished, but instead of a date gone wrong, it’s your whole IT department sending you screen-sharing malware. “This is fine.” – literally every employee ever. 🔥📉 Some leaked quotes from “Anonymous Dev 101” say: “Honestly, I just wanted to make a Killua X Gon Zoom background and instead caused a whole digital apocalypse.” 😱✨ Pro tip: If a Zoom link looks fishy, it’s probably the ‘underwater’ version of phishing. 🐟🚫 Hot take: By 2024, all employees will be using carrier pigeons for remote work. It’s safer, and way more based. 🕊️💰 Who’s in!? #PigeonPower #RIPZoom 😈🚀