🚨🎤 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of *"please God, not another Zoom meeting!"* 🤡💀 Are white collar workers using AI note-taking apps to turn their Zoom calls into glorified PowerPoint presentations??🔥💾 Say whaaaat?! You thought you were the only one trying to dodge those 8 AM meetings like it's The Matrix? Nope! Robots are WRECKING this game now! 🤖💥 “Clifton Sellers” (who even named this dude?) reportedly attended a meeting where ROBOTS outnumbered humans! Like, can we get a moment of silence for our poor, overworked, and barely awake souls? 😩🦾 📉💸 Remember that time we all vowed to love our jobs? Yeah, that’s cringy now. Enter AI, stage left! These note-taking apps are basically personal assistants that don’t take coffee breaks, and frankly, I’m shooketh. No cap, they’re just vibing while we’re over here trying NOT to seethe in our chairs as Karen starts her third PowerPoint on *"Synergy.”* 🚀💸 **Leaked developer quotes:** “We designed this app to be like a really chill friend. So when your boss asks for notes, it’s like, ‘Dude, I got you.’” 💁‍♂️ *Unhinged prediction*: In 2024, we’ll all just Zoom in on a hologram of ourselves while our AIs get the paychecks. Next stop? AI CEOs! 🤯🌌 #BasedOrTrash #DogeGoesToWork