🗽✨ **Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani - The Internet's Mayor! 🌐💪👑** Yo, fam! Did you hear? The dude who went from "Who TF is this guy?" to mayoral frontrunner faster than a Zoom call goes off the rails is here! And it’s NOT just some random polls anymore! 🗳️📈 If you thought "Someone Else" was a vibe, wait until you see Zohran’s TikTok game—BIG CHAOS ENERGY! 🎉🔥 In a recent chat with WIRED—because apparently, that's still a thing—Zohran dropped some spicy takes on social media domination and how Big Tech is basically that one reliable friend who always lets you down. 😬💀 “We wanna build a platform where you don’t just scroll, but also feel like a Main Character,” he said. (Okay, I totally made that up, but you can envision it!) 😂 And let's not forget the ultimate roast — learning from Eric Adams? Bruh, like learning how to drive a clown car while blindfolded. 🚗🤡 So, predictions? Zohran's gonna launch a “Big Energy Friday” where we all vote and then go chill at the beach like the world’s best meme⚡🏖️. Or maybe he’ll just tweet 100 times a day and still be the goat. 🤷‍♂️💰 Stay tuned, because this is only the beginning, and it’s about to get WILD! 💥✨💯 #VoteForMemes #ZohranForTheWin