🚨BREAKING: ZOHARAN MAMDANI JUST BROUGHT FANDOM TO POLITICS! 🚨🍿💥 Hold up, fam! You thought TikTok was just for dance challenges and people filming their breakfast? Nah, it's also where POLITICS is LIT 🔥🔥. Zohran Mamdani, your new fav political influencer (sorry AOC), is flexing that FANDOM muscle harder than your gym bro at leg day! 💪🏽👀 Apparently, instead of boring debates at a stuffy podium, Mamdani decided to let his *fans* do the talking. Like a hot new K-Pop band, his campaign is powered by a legion of fan clubs that could give BTS a run for their cash.💰💸 I’m talking about that stonks level engagement! 📈💖 Will Mamdani become the next political rockstar? 🤘🏽🎤 You BET! "We’re just trying to meme our way into the hearts of the people," one *allegedly* anonymous staffer said while trying to figure out how to use TikTok live features. “Can we make a Zohran dances for votes trend?” I can't even. 😂🤡 But let’s be real—if he wins, it's just another step toward the inevitable future where we vote via hashtag. #ThisIsFine 😅 In conclusion: If politicians don’t learn to dab their way to victory, they’re gonna be ghosted harder than a bad Tinder date. Bruh, FR FR, we might just get a meme president. 🚀💥 FINAL PREDICTION: The next election will have a dance-off at the debates. 💃🕺💀 Who’s in?