🚀💸 **BREAKING: Zipline AI just secured $7 MILLION to make your data pipelines less of a nightmare!** 💸🚀 📈💀 Y'all remember the last time you tried to build an AI data pipeline? It felt like herding cats while juggling flaming swords, am I right? Well, now Zipline AI is here to serve you a piping hot solution that’s ALMOST as good as printing money! 💰💰 👀💻 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, I was about to go full-on ‘This is fine’ dog meme with my code until Zipline swooped in like Superman.” 👨‍💻🔥 Led by the stonks-loving peeps at Wing VC, these guys are ready to take “data’ng” to the next level. Oh, and shoutout to Stripe and Box Group for throwing some bread at this chaos! 🥖🤑 With this new funding, we can only predict the next levels of cringe: soon, your AI could be fluidly collecting data like a toddler smashing crayons! 🎨🤪 *Drake meme*: “Data pipelines? Nah, that’s for boomers. We’re building dreams now!” But let’s keep it real: are we really ready for AI pipelines to take over our entire lives? 🤖🔥 I mean, what’s next? A bot that schedules your therapy appointments? 💅🤯 **Hot take:** Zipline AI will be the first company to start selling “affordable” therapy AI for your overworked coder brain! 🤬🔮