🚨🏡 **BREAKING: Zillow Unleashes DM Powers for Home Listings – Useless as a Chocolate Teapot!** 😂💥 Zillow just dropped the ultimate *"why not?"* feature: DMs for chatting about houses you *will never* buy! 🙃✨ You can now slide into your friends' DMs like, "Yo, check this 1-bedroom shack with a majestic view of the dumpster!" 🤡🔥 The function is basically for people who want to debate the merits of some overpriced shoebox in the middle of nowhere while getting ghosted IRL. “Why send a link when we can just DM about how we’re broke?” said an anonymous Zillow dev (probably sipping overpriced oat milk). 💸💀 Drake would be like, “I got my new place, but still, no cap, I’m scrolling Zillow like it’s my full-time job.” 👀🛋️ Meanwhile, your friend’s like *“Stonks* for rent, am I right?” 😂💰 **This is fine.** You know what this means, though? *Home Hunters* will now flood the DMs with listings that look good in pictures but have all the charm of a soggy cardboard box. Prepare for endless screenshots and secondhand disappointment! 🚀🤖 🔥 **Hot upcoming prediction:** Zillow’s gonna start matching buyers with properties based on your DM history. "Hate open floor plans? You now get a cozy 2-bedroom cave!" 🕵️‍♂️💥 #ZillowMemes