👀💰🔥 Hold onto your rental listings, fam, because Zillow’s dropping more drama than a reality show! The FTC just served them the hottest lawsuit in real estate history, saying Zillow just threw a *cool* $100 million to Redfin to 🥊 *dismantle* them like some 2000s emo band. Can I get a “stonks” for this chaotic saga? 📉🤡 Picture this: Zillow, like a kid in a candy store, gobbling up Redfin, only to give us fewer options like “please sir, can I have another?” 🥴 The result? Renters are about as confused as a cat watching a dog chase its tail. And the FTC ain't playing; they're like the mom who finds out you’ve been using her credit card for Fortnite skins. 🙄💀 In a leaked quote, an imaginary developer channeled their inner meme lord, saying, “We thought ‘cooperation’ meant ‘who can pay to crush the competition harder,’ but apparently not!” 🤖💔 So, what’s next? Zillow and Redfin could be teaming up like the ultimate cringe power duo, while renters try to figure out a rental listing that's not a copy of a copy of a copy. 🤯🚀 Prediction: In 2025, all real estate will just be an NFT of a virtual house. Who's ready to buy a digital cardboard box? 🏠💻 This is fine!