🚨💰 BREAKING: UK BNPL startup Zilch just pulled a "give us your money" move and scored a whopping $176.7M! 💪💰 And they’re still at a $2B valuation like it’s 2022, because who needs growth when you can just flex the same number? 😅✨ Big brain moves, fam. You know the vibe: *Zilch is basically that friend who shows up to the party, still wearing last year's drip but like, “Oh what’s up? I’m still here!”* 👑🔥 Meanwhile, KKCG be like, “We don’t need to buy stonks, we can just fund more debt, right?!” Let’s address the elephant in the room—how does a BNPL (Buy Now, Pay Never 👀) startup keep raising funds like it's an endless buffet? 🤔 *Leaked convo with a Zilch dev:* “Yo, what’s the plan if we can’t pay this back?” “Easy! Just tell everyone we’re expanding. 🤷‍♂️ To infinity and beyond!” 🚀💸 This is fine. 🤷💀 Imagine if our life goals were just getting people to fund our dreams of more debt—STONK CITY, baby! 🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be telling our kids that Zilch was the OG “Trust Fund Baby” of fintech! *They'll raise funds for nothing and debt for less!* Time to seethe and cope, peeps. 🔥🔥 SHARE if you agree! 🥴💥