🚨💥 Buckle up, tech fam! 📈💀 ZEST Security just dropped AWS Service Control Policies into their risk-mitigation smoothie like it's a secret ingredient for the ultimate gamer fuel! 🔥💰 Like, "What even is this?" 🙃 But fr fr, sounds like they're trying to turn cloud security into an Olympic sport. *Cue the athletes* 🏅👾 Remember the *“This is fine”* dog meme? Well, ZEST is serving us a whole buffet of “Please don’t let the hackers in!” 🐕‍🦺💨 Developer quote: "Honestly, why did no one think of this sooner? I was out here just vibing, dodging DDoS like Neo in The Matrix." 🤖✨ ZEST claims they’re the first to fully operationalize SCPs (no, not the creepy pasta!) as a security blanket for your cloud. 🤔👀 Like, bro, if you’re not using SCPs, are you even securing anything, or just letting your data play hide and seek with hackers? 🤡 So here’s the hot take: Watch ZEST blow up like it’s 1999 and the Y2K bug is back on the table. 🚀 Next step—ZEST Security hosting cloud security TikTok challenges? Now THAT’S the content we want! 🤹‍♂️💥🔥 #CloudKaraoke2024