🚨💥 WAKE UP, TECH NERDS! 💥🚨 Zendesk is here, swingin’ some serious AI magic! 🌪️💻 They just dropped new automation features for contact centers at their *AI Summit*—which sounds suspiciously like a D&D convention, right? 🎲🤔 Imagine if your customer support team could finally escape the never-ending abyss of support tickets. Yup, that's their new “Resolution Platform” (sounds fancy, huh? 🥂). It's like the magic wand Hermione used but, you know, for adults who want to actually get paid while fighting off angry customers like it’s FORTNITE! 🎮💔 👩‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought about calling it the ‘Send Help’ platform, but we figured 'Resolution' sounded less desperate. 😂” Listen, Zendesk is about to turn your tired, overworked agents into the Avengers of customer support! 🦸‍♂️💥 But here’s the 411: If your bots start sounding more like they’re from a bad sitcom than an actual helpdesk, we will NOT be taking your calls. 📞💀 🔥🌈 Hot Take: One day, AI will be so good, customer service reps might just start doing karaoke in their break rooms while the bots handle the rage! 🤖🎤💃 #ZendeskOrBust #NotYourDad’sHelpdesk