💸🚨BREAKING: ZAR, the stablecoin startup, just snagged a whopping $12.9 MILLION like a kid in a candy store! 🍬 Why? Because they wanna roll out USD-backed coins in Pakistan, where folks are more unbanked than my WiFi at 3 AM! 🌙📶 In other words, a16z is throwing cash at this like a frat boy at a kegger. 🍻🎉 You know they’re thinking, “If we can get these peeps using stablecoins, we’ll be swimming in stonks like Scrooge McDuck!” 🦆💰💦 But wait — imagine the *neighborhood stores* 💥 with people exchanging dollars for digital coins like it’s the hottest new trading card. “Hey sir, I’ll take two packs of gum and, uh, 0.0003 of a ZAR coin please!” 🤨🍬💳 Some leaked developer convo: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "What’s the strategy?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Cope by making crypto normal in Pakistan!" 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "So basically, make Elon smile?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Yes, but *less cringe*!" 😂🔥 So here’s my hot take — the next big meme trend? “Unbanked & Unbothered” NFT collections coming soon to a Twitter feed near you. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💥 #StayWoke #CryptoCraziness