🚨🔥 BREAKING: YouTube is officially joining the shopping mall craze! 😱👚🛒 That’s right, folks! YouTube is morphing into the “QVC for Gen Z” with its new Made On 20-year plan (bet they filmed it in a basement with a broken green screen 💀). Now, instead of watching your favorite creators serve absolute chaos, you'll be bombarded with “buy now” buttons like it’s Black Friday every day‼️ 💸🤪 Forget the wholesome vibes, ‘cause it looks like we’re all just shopping bots now. Imagine this: *You’re vibing to a 20-minute video about cat memes when suddenly—* BANG! “BUY THIS CAT FOOD RIGHT NOW!” 🔥👀😼 YouTube’s testing a shiny new feature that lets your fave creators sell you stuff faster than you can say “this is fine”. Expect to see ads so tailored, you’ll think your fridge is spying on you! 🤖💔 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: “We just want to put the ‘fun’ in ‘fundamental exploitation’!” 🚀 And don’t get me started on the AI tagging feature. Because what’s better than ANOTHER robot watching your every move? 🤖👀 Mark my words: In 2026, we’ll be watching a video about the *history of socks* and it’ll turn into a full-on infomercial for the latest sock merch! Prepare for the chaos, fam! 🤡✨ This is either THE END or the greatest meme revolution since Harambe! #ShopYouTube2026 #Stonks 📈🤑