🔥🚨 ATTENTION ALL DOOM SCROLLERS! 🚨🔥 Ever found yourself three hours deep into cat videos on YouTube when you should’ve been doing your laundry? 🤡💩 Well, YouTube just rolled out a new feature to drag you out of the abyss of procrastination! 👀📉 Introducing… *drumroll please*… the Youtube Timer™! 🕒✨ That's right, folks! Now you can knowingly ignore your responsibilities but with a helping hand from YouTube! This bad boy will casually remind you that your 300th video of someone opening surprise eggs should probably end! 🐣🙈 "Hey, we wanna help you not waste your life!" – some YouTube developer, probably. 🧑‍💻💔 And let's be real, this is basically YouTube saying, “Stop scrolling, you absolute potato!” 🥔🚫 But how effective can this really be? 🤔😅 I can already hear the excuses: “No cap, I ignored the timer because I’m just vibing to the *aesthetic*!” 🎶💀 If you ask me, they should just fork over a massive “Pathetic Procrastination Tax” every time we ignore it—think like the "stonks" meme but with real money! 💰🤯 So what’s next? YouTube will be releasing a feature that *gasp* actually makes you put down your phone and GO OUTSIDE?! 🌍🚀 But let's be real, in five years, we'll all just be broadcasting our doom-scrolling sessions live from the Moon. You heard it here first! 🚀✨🌕 #DoomscrollingFromSpace #FindMeOnTheDarkSide