🚨🌐 HOLD UP!!! The AI overlords are here – and they're checking your ID like a bouncer at a club! 🤖💳 YouTube has gone FULL dystopian with its new age verification feature, and I’m not talking about checking your birthdate like a responsible adult. Nah, fam, Google's like "Nah, we need a whole AI squad to judge your age!" 😱👶👴 YouTube's been rolling this bad boy out like **slow-cooked** content, and now accounts are getting restricted faster than you can say “not suitable for work.” 💀🔥 The kids may be out here vibing on TikTok, but YouTube's like, "We can't let you wildlings near *our* pristine algorithm!" 😂🤡 🔥💬 [Leaked Quote from a YouTube Dev]: “Honestly? I just wanted to see if I could make an AI that yells 'GET OFF MY LAWN!' at anyone under 18.” Drake’s pointing at us ‘cause we knew this was coming. YouTube’s motto is now “This is fine,” but honestly? It’s like trying to pour boiling coffee into a shattered mug. Some users can't even watch MrBeast anymore because of the *age gate* – sorry, Gen Z, you gotta go back to *reading books* or whatever! 📚⚠️ 🚀💰 Hot take alert: By 2025, forget getting a job—companies will require you to upload an AI-generated “Prove You’re Fun” video to interact online! STONKS! 📈💥