🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE YOUTUBE BUNKER🚨: YouTube just threw the Veo 3 AI model into the SHORTS blender like it’s a funky fruit smoothie 🍓🍌🤩. CEO Neal Mohan just announced that our collective cringe is getting a HIGHER definition when the Veo 3 hits Shorts this summer. We’re talking video quality so good, it might make a potato look like a supermodel! 🤖✨ But let’s keep it real, fam: Allison Johnson called Veo 3 “a slop monger’s dream,” and honestly? That’s as accurate as Drake pointing at the 'dodge job' meme we all know too well 😭. You know what I’m saying? You’re gonna need some serious therapy after watching these AI-generated disasters go viral! 😂💀 Now, a crazy wild card—Are creators gonna have to fork over their lunch money to use this shiny new toy? 🤑💸 No cap, if you don’t have a subscription to Google’s AI Pro or Ultra, it’s like trying to enter a club wearing Crocs: NOT HAPPENING! With 200 BILLION daily views, good luck getting noticed unless you’re making high-quality memes that make "This is Fine" feel like a TED Talk 🐶🔥. 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, within a year, we’ll see the first fully AI-generated viral influencer. I’m talking ‘Veo 3’ as the new face of influencer marketing, complete with fake sponsor deals and sponsored ramen noodle haircuts! 🌟😱💀 Share if you're ready for AI overlords running the influencer game!