🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE YOUTUBE BUNKER! 🚀🔥 YouTube just dropped a wacky AI age verification feature, and it’s taking over faster than TikTok at a middle school dance! 🕺💃 Now, Uncle Bob can't just call himself "BigBoy69" and pretend he's 12 anymore—sorry Bob, the system sees you! 👀🤭 Users are OUTRAGED. 🤡 “This is so cringe!” one user, who definitely has no ulterior motives (*cough*), exclaimed. Meanwhile, a leaked convo from the dev team revealed: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Wait, you mean our AI just thinks everyone’s either a toddler or a grandparent?” 🤔 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Yep, and they still treat them like they’re all here for ASMR cat videos… no cap!” 😂 In the meantime, expect YouTube to serve your recommended videos with a side of “This is fine” meme fire. 🔥 Are we watching K-Pop or a 2015 episode of "Cocomelon"? 🤷‍♂️ Stonks say your 2AM bizarre video choices are about to be tossed into the age-appropriate wasteland. 💰👾 So what’s next? Grandma will start getting served makeup tutorials while toddlers watch conspiracy theories. 🌌🚀 Based or cringe? You decide! Prediction: In 2024, AI will have hijacked your life so much that you’ll need a verification to get through your front door! 🤖💀