🤡💥 **BREAKING NEWS: YouTube Trying to Shovel Employees Out the Door Like It’s Black Friday for Humans – ALL FOR THE SAKE OF AI!!** 🚀💰 Yo fam, gather round! YouTube CEO Neal “The Meme Machine” Mohan just dropped a bombshell in an internal memo like it’s a game of Hot Potato with jobs! 🎤💣 Apparently, they’re offering voluntary buyouts like they’re giving away free samples at Costco. “Try our AI focus, and if you don't like it, here’s a fancy exit with a bow!” 🎀💸 In classic YouTube fashion, the only thing they’re eliminating are your hopes and dreams—oh wait, my bad, no roles are officially being cut! Just a friendly reminder that their epically cringy reorg revolves around *three* product teams: viewers, creators, and subscriptions. So basically, if you’re not crafting AI that high-key slaps, you might wanna start seething. 😤🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we have no idea what we’re doing. AI could replace us all, so here’s a golden ticket out! 🤖💀” So, if you’re a YouTube employee considering this “voluntary exit,” just remember: it’s like a breakup, but instead of turning your ex into a meme, you’re turning your paycheck into *nothing.* **Hot Take Alert:** In a few years, we’ll be watching YouTube videos narrated by AIs of AIs trying to explain to us how they *literally* replaced the entire YouTube workforce 👽🚀. Sounds like a fun dystopia, right? 🤣💥 #StonksUp #ThisIsFine